2003-06-20

Sick, sue-happy bastard....

Common sense takes another hit as a dumbass lawyer in Cincinnati, Ohio, sues the Kings Island amusement park.

He says he's not doing it because the amusement park makes a lot of money. He says he's not doing it to hold the park responsible for his being struck by lightning.

He says he's doing it because the park should have warned the patrons about the lightning storm.

What kind of dumbass can't see the sky and think, "Gee, that looks bad?"

What kind of dumbass doesn't realize their big metal car is going to attract lightning?

I hope this gets thrown out of court.